Naughty!?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I broke spammysam's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I bought porn for tuffie (-10 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, m0rbidpuppet (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5762 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
megamihiyake
Wow... I didn't do one single good thing. I fail.