Sometimes I am surprised by my own height

[iam_angelam]

And then I remember that all things are relative.

Comments

[dominiquelechic]

Friends? I heard you couldn't stand ze little git, Angie. Or are you trying to be as two-faced with him as he is with you?

[iam_angelam]

He is a two-faced little git but we need to present a united front at present, no matter how much it costs me. (that's, incidentally, the part of having a state figure you chiraquiens never could grasp)

[dominiquelechic]

Relations with China are important; that didn't stop you from criticizing him. So why not ze little turd?

[iam_angelam]

China isn't in the EU!

[dominiquelechic]

So your criticism is restricted to anyzing outside ze EU? But what about ze perfidious Anglais? Ze predatory Italians trying to buy up all our family jewels? And of course zat little bastard, zough I hate to link him to my beloved country.

[iam_angelam]

The United Kingdom is of course a very valued partner, and surely you don't expect me to badmouth fellow founding members?

[dominiquelechic]

Of course not, Angela. But I would advise you not to wear clothes such as zis when you next see Nicolas.

[iam_angelam]

*blushes coyly*

You think that would distract him, eh? But what if I want him distracted. If his attention is elsewhere he's more likely to agree with whatever I tell him to do, don't you think?