Cotton balls aren't cock & balls . .idiot!

[ialibabezs]

So friday i skipped the whole school thing and went to macys w/ mike...i wont go into detail...but it was well worth it! That night i chilled in w/ lauren. Smoked a blunt with some people. Got hit on by this guy that im not too sure about. Hes a lil sketchy. Someone else that night caught my eye but i dont kno who he is yet! lol Well see about that! Then i came back around here..although i ended up walking more than i expected and nothing good was going on around here really. So that sucked .. my night ended aaa lot earlier than i was planning. Saturday night was hillarious .. i went for a drive with my bro. We ended up @ this dirt road in the middle of no where. We were off-roading going like 80 and almost wrapped ourselves around a tree. It was intense..i loved every second of it! So then we pull into sunoco on oregon and he decides to pump gas & act like he has downsyndrome thru the whole thing. He starts screaming I AM KING OF THE ASPARAGUS PEOPLE. People were deffinetley scared. Today is m0mMaS day ..nothing special. Cooked breakfast this morning. It was DAMN good i must say! Tonight i think were gonna go visit the sblano familia for some Moms day cakes & stuff. I hope MIKE didnt help make any of them!! LOL So overall this weekend:: not bad ..not bad @ all!! h0pE yAll hAd a k!cKaSs wEeKeNd l0vE yA k!ds$z
x0x ali

iM LeaviNg y0u b!tChEs w/ s0mE aDviCe aiiiight..Kayne west & twalib explains it best ->>
N-now, th-th-through ya motherfuckin hands
GET EM HIGH
All the girls pass the weed to ya motherfuckin man
GET EM HIGH
Now I ain't never tell you to put down ya hands
KEEP EM HIGH
And if ya losin yo high than smoke again
KEEP EM HIGH