While trying to look up an organisational identifier code, I got what looked to be the answer I was looking for.
Turns out it wasn't.... but that it's interesting nonetheless.
What I'm most curious about is whether the same people searching for "fat asians," "rectalrooter," "collegefuckfest password," or "abercrombie and fitch vs. accessible porn" are the same ones looking for "giant sea creature" and "nuclear explosion video." Whoever they are, they want to know how to get to "menlo park mall nj." People have some pretty specific ideas about what they're into, I guess.
I think "giant sea creature" is what I'll start using as an example search string if I ever have to give a demonstration anywhere.