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big ups to my boi, the Minister, who is soon to be a birthday boi. That was an awesome birthday party. I thought something would go wrong given the fact that there were 15-20 or so guys. That is a recipe for disaster, but i guess just giving them Halo 2 and letting them play until 8 in the morning changes all that.Collin(i spelled it correctly, yeah!!!), your dad is a straight up G. Anyway, i'm going to change up the subject here and it is going to be weird at first, but just stick with me on this one. So i was watching Beavis and Butthead the other day and it was the episode that had a "Carcass" video and in that video there was a sculpture/creature whose ass cheeks were sealed shut. Butthead then said it would be sweet not to have to take a shit and beavis replied by saying "i don't know. i'd kinda miss taking a shit". This launched me straight into deep thought. Would it be better to not have to take a shit? Think about that for a second, coz i know i did. i too realized that i'd miss taking a shit. Many a thesis statement has been conjured up on that beloved toilet seat. Seriously, i do some of my deepest thinking when i'm taking a shit. It's amazing. Maybe my toilet just has these magical powers.