An Hourglass filled with Cosby's?

May 22, 2008 13:46

 You know what kicks ass?  Getting paid to take a shit.  Or for that matter, getting paid to pretend to take a shit.  Best thing on Earth yes sir.  I calculated it out, and I make 25 cents per minute.  So for a 5 minute deuce deucin I get $1.25.  Thats pretty bad ass if you ask me.  I just went to the shitter, to pull a drive by Cosby drop off-ing, meaning I went to sit and play Zelda Phantom Hourglass on the DS.  It was a rainy shitty day before, and when I came out the sun poked it's little head out of the clouds like a turtle.  Get it? Poo metaphor.  Anyhow I gots to get back to Zelda.  Which I play on my old school DS that my bosses think is a blackberry.  No seriously, it's awesome, I just say I'm scheduling my week.  Peace and regurgitated chiken grease.

Glove to the maximus
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