May 22, 2008 13:46
You know what kicks ass? Getting paid to take a shit. Or for that matter, getting paid to pretend to take a shit. Best thing on Earth yes sir. I calculated it out, and I make 25 cents per minute. So for a 5 minute deuce deucin I get $1.25. Thats pretty bad ass if you ask me. I just went to the shitter, to pull a drive by Cosby drop off-ing, meaning I went to sit and play Zelda Phantom Hourglass on the DS. It was a rainy shitty day before, and when I came out the sun poked it's little head out of the clouds like a turtle. Get it? Poo metaphor. Anyhow I gots to get back to Zelda. Which I play on my old school DS that my bosses think is a blackberry. No seriously, it's awesome, I just say I'm scheduling my week. Peace and regurgitated chiken grease.
Glove to the maximus