You're In The Middle Of The Ride, Everything, Everything Will Be Alright
If I were a month I would be: May, because I have a sweet air, I rarely treat people coldly, and I use flowery vocabulary.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday, because I often get caught in the middle.
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight, because I'm often indecisive and can't decide what I want, just like midnight can't decide between today and tomorrow.
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter, because everyone wants to see my red spot. Hah. Ok, that was gross. Saturn, because I always have issues surrounding me like rings.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A male seahorse, because I have very maternal instincts. Believe me, that makes sense. They carry the young in their pouch, not the females. That's also because they're responsible like me. :)
If I were a direction I would be: Northeast, because I aim to move up in life, but I'm often distracted and sidetrack.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A loveseat, because I'm comfortable, romantic, and aim to please.
If I were a sin I would be: Gluttony, because I eat junk food at all hours of the day and night.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Thomas Paine. When you consider my British obsession, isn't that a bit ironic?
If I were a liquid, I would be: Low-fat milk, because I'm skinny, but also because I'm innocent and relatively boring.
If I were a stone, I would be: An emerald, because I like to shine, I'm often sick [hence the pale green], and people can usually see right through me.
If I were a tree, I would be: A cherry tree, because I'm generally nice to look at and produce sweetness for everyone to enjoy. lol.
If I were a bird, I would be: A sparrow, because I'm in love with Captain Jack.
If I were a tool, I would be: A hammer, because I can be hard-headed.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A lotus, because I'm calm and peaceful. Sometimes.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A sunshower, because even in sad times, I try to stay positive. [That and I like it wet. ;D]
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A unicorn, because I'm the epitome of innocence, but horny at the same time.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A violin, because I'm delicate and my voice can be annoyingly high-pitched when I want it to be.
If I were an animal, I would be: A kitty, because I'm playful, cuddly, and can have an attitude problem.
If I were a color, I would be: Periwinkle. It's in between purple [strange] and white [normal].
If I were an emotion, I would be: Bored. That needs no explaining.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A potato, because mostly everyone likes me, and I have a thing for the Irish...and Idaho. o_O
If I were a sound, I would be: A soft meow, because I like attention, but I'm often shy about getting it.
If I were an element, I would be: Fire, because I'm very passionate.
If I were a car, I would be: A Volkswagen Beetle, because I'm funky but nice-looking in my own way.
If I were a song, I would be: Yellow by Coldplay, because I love expressing to others how much I care about them and how special they are.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Gore Verbinski. <3 Pirates of the Caribbean/The Ring <3
If I were a book, I would be written by: Shel Silverstein, because I'm absurd and appeal to people of all ages.
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate, sweet but sometimes, too sweet.
If I were a place, I would be: School. People come to me because they feel they have to, but there's those select few that actually want to.
If I were a material, I would be: Stained cotton, I'm soft, comfortable, and give 100%, but I used to be clean. lol
If I were a taste, I would be: Strawberries. Sweet, but tempting.
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla, because of that innocence thing.
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianity, because a lot of people believe in me, but others can't seem to be able to.
If I were a word, I would be: Genuine.
If I were an object, I would be: An alarm, because I always panic.
If I were a body part I would be: Hands, because I wander, often into inappropriate situations.
If I were a facial expression I would be: A smile, because thats just what I'm all about.
If I were a subject in school I would be: British English. God, I wish they taught that in our school.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Tweety, because I'm flighty, talk funny, and I'm often running from problems that are about to swallow me whole.
If I were a shape I would be: A heart, because I emanate love and affection, and I always have a point.
If I were a number I would be: Pi over two. Haha.
If I were a comic strip character I would be: A bad ending to this survey. >_< Gosh!
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday, because I often get caught in the middle.
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight, because I'm often indecisive and can't decide what I want, just like midnight can't decide between today and tomorrow.
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter, because everyone wants to see my red spot. Hah. Ok, that was gross. Saturn, because I always have issues surrounding me like rings.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A male seahorse, because I have very maternal instincts. Believe me, that makes sense. They carry the young in their pouch, not the females. That's also because they're responsible like me. :)
If I were a direction I would be: Northeast, because I aim to move up in life, but I'm often distracted and sidetrack.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A loveseat, because I'm comfortable, romantic, and aim to please.
If I were a sin I would be: Gluttony, because I eat junk food at all hours of the day and night.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Thomas Paine. When you consider my British obsession, isn't that a bit ironic?
If I were a liquid, I would be: Low-fat milk, because I'm skinny, but also because I'm innocent and relatively boring.
If I were a stone, I would be: An emerald, because I like to shine, I'm often sick [hence the pale green], and people can usually see right through me.
If I were a tree, I would be: A cherry tree, because I'm generally nice to look at and produce sweetness for everyone to enjoy. lol.
If I were a bird, I would be: A sparrow, because I'm in love with Captain Jack.
If I were a tool, I would be: A hammer, because I can be hard-headed.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A lotus, because I'm calm and peaceful. Sometimes.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A sunshower, because even in sad times, I try to stay positive. [That and I like it wet. ;D]
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A unicorn, because I'm the epitome of innocence, but horny at the same time.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A violin, because I'm delicate and my voice can be annoyingly high-pitched when I want it to be.
If I were an animal, I would be: A kitty, because I'm playful, cuddly, and can have an attitude problem.
If I were a color, I would be: Periwinkle. It's in between purple [strange] and white [normal].
If I were an emotion, I would be: Bored. That needs no explaining.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A potato, because mostly everyone likes me, and I have a thing for the Irish...and Idaho. o_O
If I were a sound, I would be: A soft meow, because I like attention, but I'm often shy about getting it.
If I were an element, I would be: Fire, because I'm very passionate.
If I were a car, I would be: A Volkswagen Beetle, because I'm funky but nice-looking in my own way.
If I were a song, I would be: Yellow by Coldplay, because I love expressing to others how much I care about them and how special they are.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Gore Verbinski. <3 Pirates of the Caribbean/The Ring <3
If I were a book, I would be written by: Shel Silverstein, because I'm absurd and appeal to people of all ages.
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate, sweet but sometimes, too sweet.
If I were a place, I would be: School. People come to me because they feel they have to, but there's those select few that actually want to.
If I were a material, I would be: Stained cotton, I'm soft, comfortable, and give 100%, but I used to be clean. lol
If I were a taste, I would be: Strawberries. Sweet, but tempting.
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla, because of that innocence thing.
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianity, because a lot of people believe in me, but others can't seem to be able to.
If I were a word, I would be: Genuine.
If I were an object, I would be: An alarm, because I always panic.
If I were a body part I would be: Hands, because I wander, often into inappropriate situations.
If I were a facial expression I would be: A smile, because thats just what I'm all about.
If I were a subject in school I would be: British English. God, I wish they taught that in our school.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Tweety, because I'm flighty, talk funny, and I'm often running from problems that are about to swallow me whole.
If I were a shape I would be: A heart, because I emanate love and affection, and I always have a point.
If I were a number I would be: Pi over two. Haha.
If I were a comic strip character I would be: A bad ending to this survey. >_< Gosh!