Your grace is all I see [Reminding me how good]
Things/words/phrases I’ve taught Castiel
*Hook up: As in going out with the purpose of finding someone to have sex with.
*Awesome Sauce: My word. It means something is beyond awesome.
*Hells yeah: he doesn’t like this one. IDK why.
*IDK: Yup I say it out loud. I also say OMG as in the separate letters but that’s beside the point. He figured that one out for himself. Go Cassie!
*Pretty as opposed to fine. I ask how I look and he says fine. No. fine is not a word any girl ever wants to hear. He now says I’m pretty.
*Pop rocks and Dr. Pepper. He doesn’t like to eat or sleep but I yelled at him to stop being so damn creepy so now when I’m sleeping, he pretends to sleep. So the other day I used my super slayer stealth and snuck up on him and poured pop rocks in his mouth. (Yes he sleeps with his mouth open, I told him that’s what humans do. I tried to teach him how to snore. It didn’t take) Anyway, that was my fun for the day. He ‘woke’ up flailing and thinking I’d like put fireworks in his mouth or something.
*The words to ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’. Vintage Brit. Don’t hate she was awesome then.
*Holy Bear Bryant. Let’s be honest here, he needed like a whole lesson in the awesome sauce that is Bama football. He didn’t know who Bear Bryant was. I told him that’s because he ranked higher than him. I got angel glares. It was A-Door-Able.
*Bzzzt=angel rape. I think he just appeases me on this one because it’s easier than arguing with me.
*How to change clothes without flashing the world. You know that whole wiggle thing girls can do and like change under their shirts? He knows that now. He didn’t want to do it but I’ve learned over 21 years that if you annoy someone enough, they’ll either kill you or do what you want them to do. Obvi not dead.Seriously though, what if he ends up in the body of a girl some day? He needs to know these things.
*The Smile Thing. Okay so that’s a work in progress but like when we’re in the car or sitting in the motel with nothing to do. I sit on his bed and like pull the corners of his mouth up into a smile. I think the muscles are just atrophied so he can’t smile. I’m doing that thing physical therapists do to people who are bed ridden so that the muscle build up. I’m working his smile muscles.
*Hook up: As in going out with the purpose of finding someone to have sex with.
*Awesome Sauce: My word. It means something is beyond awesome.
*Hells yeah: he doesn’t like this one. IDK why.
*IDK: Yup I say it out loud. I also say OMG as in the separate letters but that’s beside the point. He figured that one out for himself. Go Cassie!
*Pretty as opposed to fine. I ask how I look and he says fine. No. fine is not a word any girl ever wants to hear. He now says I’m pretty.
*Pop rocks and Dr. Pepper. He doesn’t like to eat or sleep but I yelled at him to stop being so damn creepy so now when I’m sleeping, he pretends to sleep. So the other day I used my super slayer stealth and snuck up on him and poured pop rocks in his mouth. (Yes he sleeps with his mouth open, I told him that’s what humans do. I tried to teach him how to snore. It didn’t take) Anyway, that was my fun for the day. He ‘woke’ up flailing and thinking I’d like put fireworks in his mouth or something.
*The words to ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’. Vintage Brit. Don’t hate she was awesome then.
*Holy Bear Bryant. Let’s be honest here, he needed like a whole lesson in the awesome sauce that is Bama football. He didn’t know who Bear Bryant was. I told him that’s because he ranked higher than him. I got angel glares. It was A-Door-Able.
*Bzzzt=angel rape. I think he just appeases me on this one because it’s easier than arguing with me.
*How to change clothes without flashing the world. You know that whole wiggle thing girls can do and like change under their shirts? He knows that now. He didn’t want to do it but I’ve learned over 21 years that if you annoy someone enough, they’ll either kill you or do what you want them to do. Obvi not dead.Seriously though, what if he ends up in the body of a girl some day? He needs to know these things.
*The Smile Thing. Okay so that’s a work in progress but like when we’re in the car or sitting in the motel with nothing to do. I sit on his bed and like pull the corners of his mouth up into a smile. I think the muscles are just atrophied so he can’t smile. I’m doing that thing physical therapists do to people who are bed ridden so that the muscle build up. I’m working his smile muscles.