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My text message box filled up today so these texts got deleted
-IDK u wnt me 2 pck up sme 4 u?
This was to Jill. I was out shopping and found some really cute leggings. I got some for both of us.
-Sooooooo brd cnt rmbr y I wke up 4 ths
To Derek in the middle of my psychology class.
-Scrlt!! Teach Angel 2 text. Wnt me 2 pck up milk? JB & me drnk the lst 4 chco milk
To Scarlet, On Angel’s phone. Mostly because I imagine this totally befuddled look he gets when his phone buzzes with a text message and he can’t figure out my system of no vowels. It amuses me and things that amuse me are awesome.
- rooooooooooooooll tide
To Daddy. He’s actually pretty text proficient. He learned for Jilly and Me.
-whr r u?
My slayer text to Jilly. We split up to canvas more areas but we check in with each other regularly.
-v 0 me1
We also keep score.
-Skype me!
To Derek ordering him to get on skype.
-Pooooooooooony ILU
That’s to Pony. I make Derek show him his texts
-Whr r u? I iz brd. Nao we haz 2 spk lke thz
Jilly and Derek get the brunt of my boredness. This was Jilly’s tag. And, awesome BFF that she is, she participated in my retarded speak.
-Gt me latte plz
Jilly Billy Bean. She went to coffee shop.
-TY CB tll u u r pretty?
Jilly again. I’ve trained the Coffee Boy in the shop near us to tell me and Jill we’re pretty when he gives us our coffee.
-does tlkn 2 me hlp u w wrk or mke wrse?
Derek. He was on a case. I kept texting him (yes these were all to him)He knows to put his phone on vibrate.
Ping! Sy hi 2 evrbdy
Ding ding wtchng cop shws u r prettier
Arnt u done yet? Geeeeeez gt on it alrdy
Iz tht a cllphne n ur pckt or r u jst hppy 2 c me?
Ramen iz crppy y do I eat it?
Lk! Me n clths. Shppng nao (I sent a picture with this one of me wearing a dress I bought while shopping with Jill)
-JB n shoes gt brd @ drsses
To Jilly, during shopping trip. She was trying on I got bored and went to look at shoes.
-omg hair gt tngld n errng nrly decapitated me!
Again to Jilly. It was a slight exaggeration. My hoop earrings did get caught in my hair though.
As you can see, I don't use vowels much.
My text message box filled up today so these texts got deleted
-IDK u wnt me 2 pck up sme 4 u?
This was to Jill. I was out shopping and found some really cute leggings. I got some for both of us.
-Sooooooo brd cnt rmbr y I wke up 4 ths
To Derek in the middle of my psychology class.
-Scrlt!! Teach Angel 2 text. Wnt me 2 pck up milk? JB & me drnk the lst 4 chco milk
To Scarlet, On Angel’s phone. Mostly because I imagine this totally befuddled look he gets when his phone buzzes with a text message and he can’t figure out my system of no vowels. It amuses me and things that amuse me are awesome.
- rooooooooooooooll tide
To Daddy. He’s actually pretty text proficient. He learned for Jilly and Me.
-whr r u?
My slayer text to Jilly. We split up to canvas more areas but we check in with each other regularly.
-v 0 me1
We also keep score.
-Skype me!
To Derek ordering him to get on skype.
-Pooooooooooony ILU
That’s to Pony. I make Derek show him his texts
-Whr r u? I iz brd. Nao we haz 2 spk lke thz
Jilly and Derek get the brunt of my boredness. This was Jilly’s tag. And, awesome BFF that she is, she participated in my retarded speak.
-Gt me latte plz
Jilly Billy Bean. She went to coffee shop.
-TY CB tll u u r pretty?
Jilly again. I’ve trained the Coffee Boy in the shop near us to tell me and Jill we’re pretty when he gives us our coffee.
-does tlkn 2 me hlp u w wrk or mke wrse?
Derek. He was on a case. I kept texting him (yes these were all to him)He knows to put his phone on vibrate.
Ping! Sy hi 2 evrbdy
Ding ding wtchng cop shws u r prettier
Arnt u done yet? Geeeeeez gt on it alrdy
Iz tht a cllphne n ur pckt or r u jst hppy 2 c me?
Ramen iz crppy y do I eat it?
Lk! Me n clths. Shppng nao (I sent a picture with this one of me wearing a dress I bought while shopping with Jill)
-JB n shoes gt brd @ drsses
To Jilly, during shopping trip. She was trying on I got bored and went to look at shoes.
-omg hair gt tngld n errng nrly decapitated me!
Again to Jilly. It was a slight exaggeration. My hoop earrings did get caught in my hair though.
As you can see, I don't use vowels much.