Mar 01, 2005 20:15
Hey everybody, over the weekend I went to the swap meet and I bought the movie Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I loved the movie so much, I think I'm going to marry it, well Jude Law or Giovanni Ribsi ha ha. Well anyways I think that I will summarize the movie with you scene by scene:
Old Prof. Guy: Here take this, make sure nobody gets it or I'll shoot your damn head of you mofo!! *hands over 2 young guy*
Young Man: Thanks old fart I'll deliver it to another old Prof. dude. Later loser
*~*~*~Switch into Newspaper editor's office~*~*~*
Secratary: Perkins get your ass over and pick up your damn package.
Polly: God you old hag I'm coming
Old Guy that's somehow important: Hey just because you are a main character and important to this movie, keep out of trouble!!
Polly: Sure thing
*~*~*~Switched into movie theatre~*~*~*
Polly: OMG you old man, what do you want?
Old Man: I'm going to get killed but I have to go now because there is a lot of noise outside and I am scared
Polly: Okay
*~*~*~Switches to Street in which you see giant robots~*~*~*
Polly: OMG THEY'RE FUCKING AFTER ME!!!!!!
Random Guy: Calling Sky Captain, come in or we're all gonna die!!
Sky Captain (Joe): Goddamnit I'm coming hold your fucking horses!!!!!
*~*~*Saves Polly and flys off*~*~*
Dex: Woohoo I'm shooting pure metal with my ray gun!!
Joe: Hey Dex give me info on the robot and who created it or I'll shoot you.
Dex: Okie Doeky!!
*~*~*Goes into office and starts to drink*~*~*
*room rattles*
Joe: AHHHH SHOW YOURSELF!!
Polly: Don't you remeber me sexy?
Joe: How could I forget red hot mama!! but I'm gonna try and shoot you so this movie has a plot line.
Polly: Okay I have info so you have to include me
Joe: I really want to but I'm gonna act like I don't FINE!!
Polly: Hey Dex
Dex: Hey I wanna screw you
Polly:...
*~*~*Just to skip the unimportant...important stuff I'm gonna get to the juicy stuff~*~*~*
WELL WAit you know what...I want to keep you on a cliff hanger, check back soon and I'll have the rest. no I assure you I will have it by the week after my performance. Go see me at Fiddler on the Roof starring Chris!! Okay Imma go work on my story, e-mail me if you want a copy of what I have so far and I'll send it to you when i get a chance.