LENS CAP!!!

Mar 01, 2005 20:15

Hey everybody, over the weekend I went to the swap meet and I bought the movie Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I loved the movie so much, I think I'm going to marry it, well Jude Law or Giovanni Ribsi ha ha. Well anyways I think that I will summarize the movie with you scene by scene:

Old Prof. Guy: Here take this, make sure nobody gets it or I'll shoot your damn head of you mofo!! *hands over 2 young guy*

Young Man: Thanks old fart I'll deliver it to another old Prof. dude. Later loser

*~*~*~Switch into Newspaper editor's office~*~*~*

Secratary: Perkins get your ass over and pick up your damn package.

Polly: God you old hag I'm coming

Old Guy that's somehow important: Hey just because you are a main character and important to this movie, keep out of trouble!!

Polly: Sure thing

*~*~*~Switched into movie theatre~*~*~*

Polly: OMG you old man, what do you want?

Old Man: I'm going to get killed but I have to go now because there is a lot of noise outside and I am scared

Polly: Okay

*~*~*~Switches to Street in which you see giant robots~*~*~*

Polly: OMG THEY'RE FUCKING AFTER ME!!!!!!

Random Guy: Calling Sky Captain, come in or we're all gonna die!!

Sky Captain (Joe): Goddamnit I'm coming hold your fucking horses!!!!!

*~*~*Saves Polly and flys off*~*~*

Dex: Woohoo I'm shooting pure metal with my ray gun!!

Joe: Hey Dex give me info on the robot and who created it or I'll shoot you.

Dex: Okie Doeky!!

*~*~*Goes into office and starts to drink*~*~*
*room rattles*

Joe: AHHHH SHOW YOURSELF!!

Polly: Don't you remeber me sexy?

Joe: How could I forget red hot mama!! but I'm gonna try and shoot you so this movie has a plot line.

Polly: Okay I have info so you have to include me

Joe: I really want to but I'm gonna act like I don't FINE!!

Polly: Hey Dex

Dex: Hey I wanna screw you

Polly:...

*~*~*Just to skip the unimportant...important stuff I'm gonna get to the juicy stuff~*~*~*

WELL WAit you know what...I want to keep you on a cliff hanger, check back soon and I'll have the rest. no I assure you I will have it by the week after my performance. Go see me at Fiddler on the Roof starring Chris!! Okay Imma go work on my story, e-mail me if you want a copy of what I have so far and I'll send it to you when i get a chance.
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