excellent adventure.

[i_was_harry]

I don't usually remember my dreams clearly, but I just woke up from one that was like a movie. And it was about Keanu Reeves. Weird, I know. It began with me at some kind of movie night for my friends, that happened to be right outside of a Cowboys/Redskins game. This was definitely because of the two customers I had at work that were teasing each other about their team choice. Anyway, I'm not sure who's house it was but for some reason Keanu Reeves was there, just hanging out. But he was being kind of rude, and playing a loud video game during the movies. At some point I was standing up to talk to someone, and he threw food at me, and pretended it wasn't him. So I grabbed a handful of some rice pilaf or something and held it behind my back and went up to him. I said something about what he threw at me and he kind of shrugged, and then I was like "Well in your face' and shoved the food in his face. He was angry and yelled and then I said "Your movies suck" and walked away. So he followed me and was arguing with me, saying I couldn't say that and that I didn't know him. Also he no longer had the rice pilaf all over his face. I tried to list some movies he'd been in that sucked and I could say "Bill and Ted" before he started defending himself, and I was kind of mad because Bill and Ted doesn't actually suck. And so we got into a heated argument and he somehow ended up against a wall and then instead of arguing I kissed him. And it was a good kiss. Then I left, and I was in some kind of hotel that was really fancy, like a Swiss ski chalet or something, and all these fancy rich people were there and I was one of them, and my mom, who wasn't my real mom, she was some older rich lady, was there, and so my my agent, and apparently I was an actress. Then I was walking away from the whole Keanu debacle and these two guys were following me on the other side of a wall being really weird, so I told them they were being creepy. And then with my agent and some other guy that I think was Shemar Moore told me that they wanted me to be in the next big hit with Keanu, and that they needed someone who could convey a feeling with just their eyes. When he said this, I gave him some look and he said 'Just like that! She's the one'. And then suddenly a bunch of other young girls were there, other actresses and friends of mine who wanted this new part. And one asked how we got it, if we auditioned or applied. And my agent said "I prefer dead cut scissors" which they all understood but I still am a little puzzled by, and then handed me a room key. And it was understood that I was supposed to go sleep w/ Keanu, and some other girl said it had been her turn last and wished me luck. And so I accepted my new duty to get this movie role and was walking around the hotel trying to figure out what to do to prepare. I was avoiding my dream-mom because I didn't want her to know and then at one point I walked by the area where Keanu was lounging on a chaise and some big movie guy that kind of looked like the dad from 10 Things I Hate About You was talking to him, and he saw me and I put my finger to my lips telling him to keep it quiet and he smiled and kept talking to Keanu. Then next thing you no I'm in a bed in the hotel and I'm a different person, and I'm having a flashforward to later when other me is still dating Keanu and we're all surprised by it and talking about kids and such. And then I'm back to sharing my hotel room with some black lady that I'm friends with apparently and I guess the subject of him coming to share the hotel room came up and she shows me a bunch of earrings in her bed and says if she feels fondled during the night she's going to protect herself by poking them with earrings. And then we mentioned that Brain was coming to visit for a week, and yes I mean Brain from Pinky and the Brain, and someone said "I knew Molly and Brain were friends but I didn't know he was coming for a whole week." And then I'm back to the original me of the dream and it ended.

I woke up quite bewildered. Also, the Keanu Reeves in my dream was probably him like ten years ago, or from the first Matrix, not him today. Such an odd dream.