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I don't have any tattoos, because I'm Jew. Everybody got that memo, right? I mean, I'm not the Jewiest Jew that ever Jewed, but still. Hope you're all having a super sweet Yom Kippur, by the way. I know I am.
And the other issue, of course, is, like, what would I get a tattoo of, anyway? I honestly can't think of anything I wouldn't be over in a year. Because let's face it: there are a lot of lame tattoos out there. Lame, lame, lame tattoos. And my point is: I don't wanna be potato tattoo guy, okay?
Does anybody remember Wayside School? It was a kids book, or like, a couple of them and in one of them they did algebra, and I don't want to get all Beverly Cleary on anyone's ass (especially since the author was Louis Sachar, and Cleary shouldn't get credit, greedy bitch), but there was totally one kid who, I swear, got a tattoo of a potato on his ankle. In elementary school.
I don't want to be Asian tattoo guy either, because while they look cool, unless you speak it: how do you know what they're permanently writing on your body? Or if they can spell? Or if they fucked up? And I'm not into dragonssnakesfishes. Pin-up girls. Pin-up boys. Christian imagery. Tasmanian devils. My enemies names with lines through them. It all still comes down to: I don't wanna be potato tattoo guy.
Anyway I think Tucker has dibs.
And the other issue, of course, is, like, what would I get a tattoo of, anyway? I honestly can't think of anything I wouldn't be over in a year. Because let's face it: there are a lot of lame tattoos out there. Lame, lame, lame tattoos. And my point is: I don't wanna be potato tattoo guy, okay?
Does anybody remember Wayside School? It was a kids book, or like, a couple of them and in one of them they did algebra, and I don't want to get all Beverly Cleary on anyone's ass (especially since the author was Louis Sachar, and Cleary shouldn't get credit, greedy bitch), but there was totally one kid who, I swear, got a tattoo of a potato on his ankle. In elementary school.
I don't want to be Asian tattoo guy either, because while they look cool, unless you speak it: how do you know what they're permanently writing on your body? Or if they can spell? Or if they fucked up? And I'm not into dragonssnakesfishes. Pin-up girls. Pin-up boys. Christian imagery. Tasmanian devils. My enemies names with lines through them. It all still comes down to: I don't wanna be potato tattoo guy.
Anyway I think Tucker has dibs.