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i_warren

Jun 23, 2006 00:12

2. When is the next time you will have sex ( Read more... )

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alan_shore June 23 2006, 13:12:42 UTC

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Whore.

You disappoint me, Warren.

i_warren June 23 2006, 21:03:05 UTC

Come now, Mr. Shore: what did you really expect?

alan_shore June 23 2006, 21:54:27 UTC

Something slightly more exceptional.

i_warren June 24 2006, 00:32:32 UTC

What could possibly be more exceptional than a woman who will have sex with me for a nominal fee?

alan_shore June 24 2006, 02:16:46 UTC

A mundane task done on a weekly basis in exchange for an allowance.

i_warren June 24 2006, 02:18:10 UTC

...stripper doesn't rhyme with 'door'.

alan_shore June 24 2006, 02:22:44 UTC

And what that statement lacks in relevance, it makes up for in truth.

i_warren June 24 2006, 04:39:31 UTC

Truly, you see now the genius which is Warren.

alan_shore June 24 2006, 21:40:56 UTC

I think I caught my first glimpse of it several months ago.

...that is not a reference to Todd's tapes.

i_warren June 24 2006, 23:27:59 UTC

It's okay to be a little scared, Alan. I know it's big.

alan_shore June 25 2006, 00:26:05 UTC

Although you are indisputably well-endowed, I've seen bigger.

i_warren June 25 2006, 00:31:13 UTC

Remember: I'm circumcized.

alan_shore June 25 2006, 00:31:50 UTC

Your genius as well?

i_warren June 25 2006, 00:32:55 UTC

No, that's intact. It's really hard to keep clean and kosher though.

alan_shore June 25 2006, 00:37:44 UTC

I can only imagine.

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