i have this friend i call veronica but i call her that cuz it's her name. we have a lot of fun together. we're pimps and we's gots game.
she makes my day, she does you know. and i mean that she like..actually creates it, right? she makes my day happier like the sun but unforutnately she's not quite as bright.
i can't hold that against her. why? cuz she's a cow. i wish she was a donkey though cuz then if i was a farmer i could attach her to a plow.
i like her for a couple reasons like "yum" "worm" "socks" and "feet" i can't forget the "booty call" she's like a well cooked piece of meat.
and sure that's not a flattering analogy but these poems i write are crap. so when something's gotta ryhme ya know i definitely can't use a world map. (because it wouldn't help me out much.)
besides, we all like a good steak sometimes unless we're vegetarians but give me a break i'm bad at rhymes. if i could ryhme like vanilla ice or mc hammer i could skip all this obnoxious yammer.
only my gramma says the word yammer but that's ok it rhymes with hammer.
you got the general idea, at least and that's quite the relief cuz if you didn't get the general idea you know i'd have to write it all over and that'd cause me grief.
but i call her that cuz it's her name.
we have a lot of fun together.
we're pimps and we's gots game.
she makes my day, she does you know.
and i mean that she like..actually creates it, right?
she makes my day happier like the sun but unforutnately
she's not quite as bright.
i can't hold that against her.
why? cuz she's a cow.
i wish she was a donkey though
cuz then if i was a farmer i could attach her to a plow.
i like her for a couple reasons
like "yum" "worm" "socks" and "feet"
i can't forget the "booty call"
she's like a well cooked piece of meat.
and sure that's not a flattering analogy
but these poems i write are crap.
so when something's gotta ryhme ya know
i definitely can't use a world map.
(because it wouldn't help me out much.)
besides, we all like a good steak sometimes
unless we're vegetarians but give me a break i'm bad at rhymes.
if i could ryhme like vanilla ice or mc hammer
i could skip all this obnoxious yammer.
only my gramma says the word yammer
but that's ok
it rhymes with hammer.
you got the general idea, at least
and that's quite the relief
cuz if you didn't get the general idea you know
i'd have to write it all over and that'd cause me grief.
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