In The News Today: Go Back To Bed.
Elaine Stritch died today at the age of 89. The woman who wouldn't become Dorothy of the Golden Girls because she used a cuss word in front of the only woman working on the show's production, who also happened to be the show's 'creator'. I use emphasis because she was given the task of developing the idea of the golden girls from a skit created by others at the network. Would Elaine have made a better Dorothy, we'll never know now.
Another Malaysian Airs plane went down. We know this one was taken out by a Russian SAM over the Ukraine. It was a Russian supplied weapon, but who fired it is still up in the air, for now. CNN won't cover this unless you can prove create a rumor that a Kardashian had something to do with it.
Of the 295 passengers and crew, 108 are all but confirmed to have been AIDS researchers heading to the conference in Melbourne, Australia. Cue Fox News, AFA, Republicans, etc. claiming this is punishment from god for trying to cure the gay plague, or some such nonsense.
Florida's gay marriage ban was overturned, but only in the keys, not until Tuesday, and the slag AG rushed to file her bigotry and lies to put an end to it before it begins. Because queers getting married is a threat to her safety and the 'sanctity' of her third marriage and lovers...somehow. She still hasn't quite figured it out, but giver her a minute, she'll think of something.
Just in case you thought Florida might be leaving our colorful past behind, in the same breath we learn a man attacked his wife on a jetski after she claims she saw him having gay sex.
Israel is beating, burning alive, and blowing up kids because their default response to hearing anything remotely Palestinian is "let's murder the fuck out of them!" Yeah, let's see how many 'pro-Israel' politicians return your calls now, Benji. I'm sure your friends in Congress will get right back to you. This also has ties to Florida because the kid beaten by the Israili police after his cousin was murdered by Israelis is from...Florida.
And, finally, Jiggaboo is out on the town again, drunk and driving. Cross your fingers and hope he meets the tree of his dreams!
Another Malaysian Airs plane went down. We know this one was taken out by a Russian SAM over the Ukraine. It was a Russian supplied weapon, but who fired it is still up in the air, for now. CNN won't cover this unless you can prove create a rumor that a Kardashian had something to do with it.
Of the 295 passengers and crew, 108 are all but confirmed to have been AIDS researchers heading to the conference in Melbourne, Australia. Cue Fox News, AFA, Republicans, etc. claiming this is punishment from god for trying to cure the gay plague, or some such nonsense.
Florida's gay marriage ban was overturned, but only in the keys, not until Tuesday, and the slag AG rushed to file her bigotry and lies to put an end to it before it begins. Because queers getting married is a threat to her safety and the 'sanctity' of her third marriage and lovers...somehow. She still hasn't quite figured it out, but giver her a minute, she'll think of something.
Just in case you thought Florida might be leaving our colorful past behind, in the same breath we learn a man attacked his wife on a jetski after she claims she saw him having gay sex.
Israel is beating, burning alive, and blowing up kids because their default response to hearing anything remotely Palestinian is "let's murder the fuck out of them!" Yeah, let's see how many 'pro-Israel' politicians return your calls now, Benji. I'm sure your friends in Congress will get right back to you. This also has ties to Florida because the kid beaten by the Israili police after his cousin was murdered by Israelis is from...Florida.
And, finally, Jiggaboo is out on the town again, drunk and driving. Cross your fingers and hope he meets the tree of his dreams!