Apr 06, 2006 16:08
* lead me not into temptation; i can find it myself
*i have the same goal ive had ever since i was a girl..i want to rule the world
*when people keep telling you that you cant do a thing, you kind of like to try it
*the only sin is mediocrity
*if women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war
*i have never wanted to be a man. i have often wanted to be effective as a woman but i never thought that trousers would do the trick
*ive never had a humble opinion; if youve got an opinion, why be humble about it ?
*for every hero in this world, theres at least one shero
*ive always been laughed at but ive never been ignored
*youre not fat-youre in the wrong country
*i have often wished i had time to cultivate modesty, but i am too busy thinking about myself
*the roosters may crow, but the hens deliver the goods
*live each moment as if your hair is on fire
*i always say it was great for god to send his only son, but im waiting for him to send his only daughter. then things will be really great
*i am a marvelous housekeeper-everytime i leave a man, i keep his house
*when woman are depressed then either eat or go shopping, men invade another country. its a different way of thinking.
*its better to be a bad original than a good copy