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[i_think_wright]

I suppose now is a good time to put this out here...

My name is Dr. Phoenix Wright: Paranormal Psychiatrist. It's an odd profession, I know, but things can get pretty crazy sometimes.

So, I'm always around to talk, and walk-ins are welcome!

[Inoltre parlo italiano]

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[weremint]

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Wait, what the fuck?

[i_think_wright]

(A quarter for every time I've heard that...)

It's therapy for people who, um, see ghosts and stuff...

[ooc: Things in parenthesis are inner thoughts. Blue just wouldn't show up well on this background...]

[weremint]

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That's retarded. What kind of pussy gets freaked the fuck out over seeing a ghost?

[i_think_wright]

It depends on the person and the apparition, really.

[weremint]

Yeah, well, I wouldn't need one.

[i_think_wright]

My professional opinion says you need something

[ooc: lol strikes gone because Feenie likes his throat right where it is, thanks.]