Jun 09, 2009 09:24
[ Once upon a time, there was a beautiful... king. With skin as white as snow, flowing hair black as ebony, and eyes as blue as the sky. This was not the king of a desert city, but just your normal, run-of-the mill fairy tale king with a golden crown and fur-lined robes, just... prettier. One day, he was sitting on his throne and gazing into his enchanted mirror (which was of the hand-held variety, far more convenient and portable than the wall-mounted kind!), reciting the rhyme that he did every morning after breakfast but before getting down to that whole "ruling the country" nonsense he was supposed to be doing. ]
Mirror, Mirror in my hand,
Who's the cleverest in the land~?
[ Unfortunately, his majesty has forgotten to put on his spectacles and so is quite oblivious to the fact that this is not the enchanted mirror or even a mirror at all, but actually a network device. ]
not appearing: prince charming,
not appearing: dwarves,
cursed,
i see a poison apple in his future,
the emperor is thankfully clothed