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Someone drove a truck over Steph's head.
No, someone drove a steamroller over her head.
And then filled her mouth with fuzzy, crusty goop. And started breeding little creatures on her teeth. And now they're sitting on her head hammering at her temples with an actual hammer.
Possibly a nailgun.
"aaaaaaaugh."
On the upside, she's in bed, which is a good place to be. Even though it's midday, at least, the way the sun's flooding the room. And it's ...
... wait, it doesn't smell like her bed. It smells like ...
... and she's not wearing pants.
Oh, no.
No, someone drove a steamroller over her head.
And then filled her mouth with fuzzy, crusty goop. And started breeding little creatures on her teeth. And now they're sitting on her head hammering at her temples with an actual hammer.
Possibly a nailgun.
"aaaaaaaugh."
On the upside, she's in bed, which is a good place to be. Even though it's midday, at least, the way the sun's flooding the room. And it's ...
... wait, it doesn't smell like her bed. It smells like ...
... and she's not wearing pants.
Oh, no.