First things first.
My awkward attempt at the play-by-play (Going from memory. So I'll probably forget something(s) really cool) :
What an awesome idea to air Nightshifter before this one! Actual points to the CW (I know! Shocking!) I am so stoked after watching it, like you have no idea. No, wait. YOU DO. It's just my lame-O boyfriend that doesn't, Boring McLamerson....
Bella has undies... and wigs. Yeah, yeah. And is anyone surprised that this was a trap? More importantly, where the hell is she going with the Colt? Ack!
Wow. Henriksen's shoes are so shiney! Nice Dean pov!
They walk funny all chained up like that. Me no likey.
Buuutttt.....Me do likey the boys tripping all over each. "Sit?" "Sit." Good dogs.
A helicopter? Super-extra-heavy duty maximum-maximum security prison??? Nooooooo!!!!!! OMG, the the look on their faces when he says they'll never see eachother again? Boyeeeees! Ack! In Dean's words, "They are so screwed!" ....Queue me talking to myself: "Oh shit! This is gonna be goo-ood!" (Have I mentioned how much I love being un-spoiled? I LOVE IT.)
Henriksen's posessed partner shot Dean! Dean is shot! Again! Jesus. Did he have some kind of super-strong magnet implanted in that shoulder when he was under the knife between 1.22 and 2.1? Cause, Dude, seriously.....
"We're the good guys!" NO. ONE. BELIEVES. YOU. deal.
Okay. Well, now someone might believe you. And, some part of Dean (or was it Sam?) is getting a huge kick out of dunking Henriksen's face in the drunk-tank toilet. I know I did. And I'm pretty sure Sera Gamble did too.
"But you didn't shoot the deputy...." I SWEAR to god, I said this at the exact same time as Dean. Or part of it. Then I just started laughing hysterically, because I was still very nervous... Good 'ol Dean. Never can pass up a chance to pop-culture reference. And good ol' Sam. Never can pass up a chance to roll his eyes at Dean.
Dean, you need to get something from the car? Oh, sure. Right. Okay. Holy CRAP! Dean! You are fucking insane, but this is why I love you. (which pretty much sums up my feelings about this entire episode).
Okay, that big cloud of Demon? Scared my friggin' socks off. RUN DEAN, RUN!
I love that Dean and Lance--I mean Vic--are like, totally bonding. AWE! (It's at roughly this point that I start to worry about whether or not Henriksen will make it through the ep.)
Wow. This deputy guy is so (stereotypically) stupid. Or was there supposed to be a gap in the salt-line.
Is it just me, or does Ruby seem like, SUPREMELY bitchy in this ep? I'm a bit annoyed by her right now, despite the fact that her acting seems to be getting a bit better.
"Lilith?" Like, fo' serious? Come on. That's a bit obvious, no? (Plus, I just keep thinking of the fem Music festival, which, like hello? So not evil.)
DON'T KILL THE VIRGIN. I will hate you, show, if you kill the virgin!
YAY! And how much more do I love Dean right now, for not giving in. SO much! He's a real gun-sticker-to'er...
AND he has a plan. I am just going to rename this episode "Dean Rocks." K?
Okay. Now I'm really scared that Henriksen is gonna die. Crap.
This fight scene? also rocks. But I is scared! *pulls blanket up to nose*
I love that they beat the Demons with technology. (and yes, tape recorders are technology.) LOVE it. See, cause Demon's are old, and technology confuses old people. Stupid demons. HAHAHA! And they're all alive! And the virgin wants to get laid! Yay!
No wait. They're all dead. And some stupid 10 year old killed them. That's just unfair. (Can anyone say "The Annointed One"?)
And on top of everything, Ruby is being a huge, irrational bitch about it. 'Cause what I really don't get is how her plan would have landed them with a lower body count. Couldn't Lilith have showed up after and done the exact same thing. Am I wrong?
I just really wish Henriksen wasn't dead. This is my only issue.
Otherwise, "Dean Rocks" was so good, I couldn't even meta about it. Yes. That good.
eta: Told you I'd forget something cool. Hello? Matching tattoos! Where have you been all my life?
...uh....fic now please?
In other news I finally finished my WIP. It sits in the skilled hands of my Betas as I type this. Yay to closure!