A FANDOM POST IN HONOUR OF MY RETURN

[i_speak_in_caps]

HAIKUS IN ENGLISH

I AM NOT THE KNIFE
I AM WHAT WAITS BEHIND IT
DO YOU FEAR ME STILL?

I HAVE NO ADVICE,
NOR DO I OFFER ANY
THE NEXT STEP IS YOURS

YOUR MISTRUST WOUNDS ME
I'M THE DELIVERY BOY,
NO MORE AND NO LESS

Comments

[slobberymongrel]

Hahahaha. The last haiku is the best. You've always been my favourite physical manifestation of an inevitable truth in life. Or, well. Er. Death.

Welcome back, mate.

[i_speak_in_caps]

THANKS! I LIKE TO THINK I'M THE MOST HONEST MANIFESTATION OF DEATH.

[magical_trevvie]

*is glad to have his friend Death back!*

[i_speak_in_caps]

GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, OLD FRIEND.

[meatmeatmeat]

Hello, Mr. Death. These are some very impressive haikus, I must say. Fancy a battle with me?

[i_speak_in_caps]

I RATHER THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE IN A BATTLE AGAINST YOU, LUFFY.

[meatmeatmeat]

EEHHHH, WHY???

[i_speak_in_caps]

BECAUSE I AM DEATH. THAT MEANS THAT I COULD TAKE YOUR LIFE SIMPLY BY REACHING OUT MY HAND.

[totemo_surprise]

Iyaa, suki desu ne~

94

[i_speak_in_caps]

THANK YOU.

...94?