Parents...

Oct 09, 2004 20:25

TL;DR -My parents are gay and I'm not allowed to goto Sanctuary Skatepark tomorrow.

It's Saturday.

John came over.

I was supposed to stay over there and goto Naples tomorrow.

Nope.

My sister had to mess with my shit, so I kicked her out of my room.

My mom came in yelling saying it's not my computer.

She's right, it's not, but Laura was messing with my AIM shit and Windows Media.

She doesn't know how to do shit. Period.

She was "looking for a website"...

I closed that shit.

My mom got mad and opened up internet explorer.

She went into the history and clicked hotmail and started typing.

Me-"you're doing it wrong, you clicked the wrong thing"

mom- *looks up* "what is this? it defaulted to this, i didn't do anything wrong."

She uses churched up words like that to sound smart.

She's not.

Me -"it didnt default to anything, you dont know how to work your own computer."

mom -*bitch interphase*- "uwejrft458754n8 youre not staying over at johns and not going to naples"

me- "because you dont know how to work your computer"

/cut scene to me doing dishes.

mom- make sure youre washing them SON.

me- *mocking* "i am, SON."

/enter senor asshole

mike- *incoherent bitching for about 2 minutes.*

me- *not paying attention*

my dad said he was going to whoop my ass right where i stood because i wasnt paying attention, yet doing my job.

I tell my mom she doesn't know how to work her computer(and plus she saw an email I sent to some guy about deshi's and another person responded saying stupid shit...she said- stuart got told!- or some lame shit.) so I told her she's an idiot.

Outcome: John goes home without me and I don't goto Naples.

Laura tries to stab me and I throw her down.

Outcome: She gets 20 bucks and a trip to Busch Gardens. I get yelled at.

Chad left early today to goto work.

I told my mom I don't want to hang out with him because he has become bland over the months.

She says something like - WOW THERE GOES YOUR ONLY FRIEND, AND YOU STILL TALK TRASH ABOUT HIM.

Have you ever listened to adults talk? All they do is talk shit about other people and then act 100% differently around them. Fucking two-faced bitches.

Yeah so I'm stuck here....
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