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Think of the biggest asshole that ever existed, add in a touch of Hitler, and then throw in baldness and being stupid. ---
Wow! You've created A Mike Ruzbacki! AKA my dad.
He's drunk.
He has tobacco in his mouth.
I made fun of him.
He yelled at me for not doing the dishes right when I was doing my homework.
I told him to cram it, then after asshole phase 1, I demonstrated to him my ability to also scream for no apparent reason.
He got mad.
I told him he was a bald fat idiot who drinks too much.
He got madder.
I smiled. But then I realized that this cunt was my dad, so I got angry and said
MY NAME IS MIKE RUZBACKI AND I HATE ALL MY DAMN KIDS BECAUSE I LOVE BEER AND TOBACCO MORE
I don't think he thought it was funny because he made a mad face.
I told him his tobacco was gonna fall out of his lip if he kept yelling.
So in total fear of losing his precious cancer candy, he stopped yelling.
I then took the opportunity to tell him how much of a fag he is.
He said I sit on my fatass all day long. Eh. He was half right. Because half the day, I'm in school, the other half I'm sleeping. Technically, that's not on my ass.
Preceding his shitty insult, I pointed out to him he messed up on his contracting calculations that would have cost his company a few thousand dollars. I told him he was welcome and to make the check out to my mom so she could cash it for me.
tl;dr- My dad's an asshole, I make fun of him and correct him, he remains an asshole.
Wow! You've created A Mike Ruzbacki! AKA my dad.
He's drunk.
He has tobacco in his mouth.
I made fun of him.
He yelled at me for not doing the dishes right when I was doing my homework.
I told him to cram it, then after asshole phase 1, I demonstrated to him my ability to also scream for no apparent reason.
He got mad.
I told him he was a bald fat idiot who drinks too much.
He got madder.
I smiled. But then I realized that this cunt was my dad, so I got angry and said
MY NAME IS MIKE RUZBACKI AND I HATE ALL MY DAMN KIDS BECAUSE I LOVE BEER AND TOBACCO MORE
I don't think he thought it was funny because he made a mad face.
I told him his tobacco was gonna fall out of his lip if he kept yelling.
So in total fear of losing his precious cancer candy, he stopped yelling.
I then took the opportunity to tell him how much of a fag he is.
He said I sit on my fatass all day long. Eh. He was half right. Because half the day, I'm in school, the other half I'm sleeping. Technically, that's not on my ass.
Preceding his shitty insult, I pointed out to him he messed up on his contracting calculations that would have cost his company a few thousand dollars. I told him he was welcome and to make the check out to my mom so she could cash it for me.
tl;dr- My dad's an asshole, I make fun of him and correct him, he remains an asshole.