i am now officially going to hell....
okay so i'm going home from tom's house and i'm on route ten. everything's cool and i'm driving along when from out of the bushes springs a full grown deer. it's places itself right in front of my car. i see it at the last possible second that i can see it and i slam on the brakes and swerve to the left to try and miss it but it was too little too late. the deer smashes full on into my car and up onto the front hood. its head smacks my windshield. as my car is coming to a stop the deer is still on my hood but as i finally halt it slides off onto the pavement. i'm like freaking out and screaming at the top of my lungs and i back up. i can see the deer flopping around on the road. but miraculously it jumps to it's feet and springs away. my car doesn't have any real damage. it's all just a lot of deer hair on the front hood and some hoof scratches on the bumper. i'm freaked out but glad it's alive. so i straighten my car out and start driving again and not like more then 15 seconds later a bunny is crossing the road and this time it's like no way i can miss that and i run over it and it's like all dead and shit. it's like jesus was like nuh uh bitch i'm making it so you kill something tonight. so now i feel really bad. my worst fear of coming into contact with a deer was realized tonight. i still hate them all with a vengance. i hope after tonight's incident they realize who they are dealing with. i still have to shake that dirty feeling though. like i have blood on my hands. oooh thank god i didn't kill it. i do not want to be cleaning dear blood off my hood. ewwww