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Meg was being a sick bitch.
She was hacking and hocking loogies all day and coughing. The best was when she spit a big fucking goober into the trash can but it like got stuck and was like this long string hanging from her lips and right at that moment a customer came in. So Meg is standing there with this line of goober and the customer is just standing there staring at her.
It rained all day.
We just fucked around
and I had nothing to do but bug Meg while she was putting on her makeup.
After work we went to Steve's house.
Boys makin noise.
We went to the diner and made a motherfucking mess.
We went back to my house and Steve got some hot wings. I ordered for him and I told the guy to make the wings so hot that he poops fire. The guy was like I'll make them so hot for you that your friend will be feeling it the next morning.
Steve burning the roof of his mouth.
We ran out of things to do at my house so we just threw a porn up on tv from Cinemax On Demand as a huge joke. It was called Bikini Cavegirl and it's about some cave chick that gets sucked into a portal and sent a million years into the future. It was funny for like ten minutes
but we didn't watch it for much more then that.
and everyone being sick and there not being any real plans, sleep eventually set in.
The End