американские добромольцы докладывают.
Меж тем, новости от американских добровольцев с Остфронта.
Перемога близка как никогда! Потерь нет.
Умирают, но не сдаются и надеются скоро встретиться с остальными товарищами, чтобы вместе зиговать в чертогах Вальгаллы Биндеры.
«Sitting close to the frontline, the last safe mode of transportation leaves for greener pastures. A core group of about 30 foreign fighters remains out of around 200 people who were here just minutes ago...- The base we came from was struck by rockets in the early morning hours. People we lived with for a couple of days are confirmed dead. It is only a matter of time before our location is targeted. We are about to be cut off by a Russian tank column any day now...
- Food, water, and ammunition dwindle slowly. The mood is somber, people are sending their last messages to friends and family.
- Where is NATO? Where is the supposed good of western civilization?»
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