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[i_see_unicorns]

This is a complete insult... I have got to get out of here.

So who else is here?

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[icanhazfreedom]

What's an insult?

My name's Alfred, and I'm here!

[i_see_unicorns]

Being here!

Alfred... I'm Arthur.

[icanhazfreedom]

This is a pretty bad place! But don't worry, I'm a hero and I'm working on changing it!

[i_see_unicorns]

...

Amer- Alred, I get the feeling I know you.

[icanhazfreedom]

Really?

[i_see_unicorns]

Do you like burgers?

[icanhazfreedom]

Burgers are delicious and awesome!

[i_see_unicorns]

I should have known. At least I fought longer than you did.

[icanhazfreedom]

Hey, I lasted a really long time!

So you're one of the POWs, then?

[i_see_unicorns]

Not as long as me!

Yes, guess which.

[icanhazfreedom]

Well, I can't really guess here, with the new names and all...

[i_see_unicorns]

Idiot.

[icanhazfreedom]

Oh.

I don't care how many times you call me that, I'm not an idiot! And your scones still suck!

[i_see_unicorns]

MY SCONES ARE EXCELLENT YOU STUPID SOD!

[icanhazfreedom]

YOUR SCONES ARE TERRIBLE! BURGERS ARE BEST!

[i_see_unicorns]

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TASTE!