OK, this is... not content
But I love being a dictator.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I gave zpenguin a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I gave dance_shiva a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I turned thebeardedone in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
i_scribble
In other news that no one cares about, I have once again failed to get a seasonal egg (from the cave drops-- tpau gifted me with a bred one, so that's very cool). I am now full up on stolen/rescued eggs; with the number of abandoned eggs on the site right now, I can't in good conscience dispose of the errant purple I picked up. Sigh. Well, at least I have two silvers (which are rares). I'm thinking of trying to breed my gold again, to see if she will give me a gold. If she does, I'm so going to keep it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I gave zpenguin a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I gave dance_shiva a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I turned thebeardedone in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
i_scribble
In other news that no one cares about, I have once again failed to get a seasonal egg (from the cave drops-- tpau gifted me with a bred one, so that's very cool). I am now full up on stolen/rescued eggs; with the number of abandoned eggs on the site right now, I can't in good conscience dispose of the errant purple I picked up. Sigh. Well, at least I have two silvers (which are rares). I'm thinking of trying to breed my gold again, to see if she will give me a gold. If she does, I'm so going to keep it.