and what have I learned from all of this?
- Flipping the light switch on and off will not make the toilet flush.
- If I got enough sleep, I wouldn't be trying to flush a toilet with a light switch.
- There is probably a reason that the crappy cooler I just bought (new!) was only three dollars.
- Coffee is my shepherd, I shall not want. Or something.
- Going to the fabric store 20 minutes before it closes when you need to find a number of things is never a good idea.