I was going to go to bed...

[i_said_boourns]

I love every time Barbie is mentioned in ONTD. Possible wank and general ONTD-asshattery aside, I love it because every time, someone brings up the mating habits of their dolls.

So this thread is hilarious. Seriously, I'm laughing so hard at this I'm almost crying, especially at the people who thought they were the only ones

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[pr1ncesslaya]

Then he proceeded to earn the "action" part of his name.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. That Luke. What a dog.

[i_said_boourns]

Well it was him or Darth Vader. No one wants to sleep with that D:

[pr1ncesslaya]

Wellll, if he keeps the mask on....

[mayet]

Speak for yourself. I'd rather do Darth than Luke. Provided Darth's penis was miraculously not burned off.

Also I feel like I missed out on some childhood right of passage. The only Barbie I had wasn't even a Barbie, it was some generic brand crap doll a relative I didn't know pawned off on me for my birthday six months after the fact. I wasn't mad at said relative, but I did decapitate the doll and try to fill its head with centipedes.

[i_said_boourns]

Mmmmm, crispy man-bacon. You knock yourself out.

I did decapitate the doll and try to fill its head with centipedes.

Oh. Why am I not surprised you were one of those girls?