"I took your wallet!"

Feb 04, 2007 15:01

1. OH, HELL NO, BITCH!! What the HELL kind of lame-ness is that?! Indiana Jones needs a real whip, no arguments. Grrr.

2. I need to watch more Lifetime movies. Laura and I watched "Molly" this morning, about an autistic woman who got an operation to stop being autistic, and then reverted back to her former state (Flowers for Algernon, much?). GOD, it was a laugh-fest! Who the HELL watches these movies in all seriousness? They're ridiculous! And like Laura said, it's always surprising to see who pops up in them. This one had Lucy Liu in a small part, and Elizabeth Mitchell (Juliet on LOST), as well. My favorite part was that crazy little outburst on Molly's part, truly worthy of a reenactment by Mary Katherine Gallagher: "I AM NOT AN ADOLESCENT!! I AM A TWENTY-EIGHT-YEAR-OLD WOMAN!! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAAAAAAAAAAT?!! EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

3. Speaking of Flowers for Algernon, Charly, the film based on that marvelous novel, is a piece of shit. WHAT were they thinking?! Miss Kininan became Mrs. Kininan for NO goddamn reason (but she was played by Claire Bloom who, I learned later yesterday afternoon while watching that Charlie Chaplin VS. Buster Keaton "documentary", was in Limelight with Chaplin), and god, they just ruined it! I don't... I don't even know. They made such gratuitous, unnecessary changes. Yeah, the book is in journal form, but it's not that damn hard a story to tell. I'm still upset. I can't wait to send that piece of crap back to Netflix. GAAAAH!! I don't understand how it has a 7/10 rating on imdb.com. These people must not have seen what I saw. I almost wish I hadn't sealed the Netflix envelope because I wanted to show this one montage they used to shove in Charly's rebelliousness to Val. It's laughable.

4. Last night's SNL was hi-larious. I love Drew Barrymore. Her monologue (Say Anything!Andy!!!) was fantastic, and that Digital Short was... it was brilliant. I love Maya as Donatella Versace, and I'm so glad she did it again!! eeeeeeeee!! :D

5. Ah yes, the party last night. It was fun. It didn't suck. It was fun seeing people from freshman year. I did hide away in my room for a bit because it got too noisy and a few of our neighbors stopped by, so it was just way too many people I didn't know. I don't like people. :)

Val is winner, and now I'll continue being a loser and work on my homework. Joy of joys.

I canNOT wait for Valentine's Day!! DESMOND!! DESMOND DESMOND DEEEEESMOOOOOND!!! OH GOD!!! That picture on our Wall of Hotness + the LOST moments = IMPATIENT MITZI!!!

Three more days and nothing else will matter. LOST will be back. :D

tv, movies, awesome dept., snl

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