Dick In A Box
Hey, girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down and listen:
Girl you know we've been together
Such a long, long time (Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide (Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What is on my mind)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box!
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you means something real
Wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress,
It's easy to do, just follow these steps:
One
Cut a hole in a box
Two
Put your junk in that box
Three
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
A dick in a box...