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[jerky_genius]

After four long and arduous years, I finally found the Truth. The truth of our lovely island paradise. Lend me your ears or other auditory receivers, people. This is pretty freaking important, da ze

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HAHAHAHA, you had to use him, huh?

[wannabe_maiden]

I figured I MAY AS WELL!

[jerky_genius]

So what do you think, Prier?

[wannabe_maiden]

You either have a fever.

Or some sort of evil plan.

[jerky_genius]

Neither.

What, you don't believe me?

[shipsit]

I'll give it 7 out of 10.

[jerky_genius]

Coming from you, I expected much less, da ze~

[shipsit]

I'm feeling nice.

[jerky_genius]

Regardless, grading serious business is just tacky, da ze~

[im_in_ur_exit]

I'm curious what evidence you have for these assertions.

[jerky_genius]

Here you go. *dumps a few pieces of paper on your feet. They are, like... ~*~*~*SECRET REPORTS*~*~*~ or something he wrote up a while ago to cover his bases. But yeah, they pretty much reiterate what he just said.*

[im_in_ur_exit]

*Paging through to go over how much of the information could be corroborated or confirmed, what details are there and how the logic is put together, and he's looking for discrepancies and signs of logic holes, invented evidence, or just flat making shit up. :| *

*It's not that he's paranoid, but okay yeah he is paranoid and this just seems a little too convenient.*

*Also watching for identifiers of just who/what he's dealing with.*

[jerky_genius]

*you'd have to look it over for A LONG TIME then. It's very convincing*

A detective, I assume?

[kerorodearimasu]

Gero? Wait, if this is Sengoku Ran, how come we're not in our Musha!Kero gear?

[Ya gotta admit, I look awesome with a samurai helmet.]

[jerky_genius]

*give him a moment to spontaneously have his Musha get-up on*

What are you talking about Taichou, of course I am in the correct get-up, da ze~ Ku ku ku kuuuu~ Don't know why you are unless you just don't like following the rules, da ze~

[kerorodearimasu]

[Even thought they've been a platoon for how long, he's never going to figure out Kururu's lying through his teeth.]

Eh? Well, er, I haven't see my stuff around here...Have you?

[jerky_genius]

Nope. *obviously, Taichou needs to leave the island for a night and come back the next day while he was out in Sengoku*