Day Four: If you can't beat them...

[thebelsareinert]

[Before you know what's going on, you suddenly find yourself being pushed along by a group of monkeys and tied to another person at the leg. Despite any possible protests you may have, you get pushed into a forest with the person, with the voice of the festival's head - that crazy green haired girl from before - ringing in your ears via megaphone

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Black☆Star/Ayumu

[god_bows_to_me]

DON'T WORRY, NARUMI! YOU LUCKED OUT IN GETTING STUCK WITH THE GREATEST PARTNER FOR THIS!! We'll win for sure!!!!

[broclone]

[FACE MEET PALM]

[god_bows_to_me]

AND ALL TOMORROW EVERYONE IS GOING TO SAY, 'DID YOU SEE BLACK☆STAR LEAD NARUMI GREATLY OUT OF THE FOREST??' But you can save your tears of joy for that moment!

[broclone]

I'll try to hold my tears until tomorrow.

[god_bows_to_me]

Alright! Let's get started! [ walk, stumble. ] We actually got a goal or are we just supposed to find our way out? [ going to kick a monkey out of the way now ]

[broclone]

[... THAT POOR MONKEY]

Don't walk too fast, I can't keep up.

[god_bows_to_me]

C'mon, Narumi. If you're gonna be my partner, you gotta at least try to match my awesomeness. How the hell are we supposed to beat everyone else otherwise?

[broclone]

Didn't you hear what the host said? All we have to do is stay here for a while.

[god_bows_to_me]

Nah, I wasn't paying attention. Is that really all we gotta do? 'Cause that's lame!

[broclone]

You should pay attention to things more.

[god_bows_to_me]

Paying attention is for people who can't figure out how to do things their own way! [ dragging you to a stump and plopping down ]

[broclone]

Paying attention is what smart people do.

[god_bows_to_me]

Yeah, but y'don't get worshipped for being smart!

[broclone]

... Yes you do.

[god_bows_to_me]

How would you know? Do people worship you back home or something?

[broclone]

Albert Einstein is well-recognized. So is Alexander Graham-Bell and a bunch of other scientists and inventors.