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[seppukuyourself]

[There are two naked samurai hip-thrusting their way to victory on a boat which has mysterious white stains on it. Amazingly, they can't get past any barriers because the noise refuse to come anywhere near this scene. Do you

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[crazy_about_it]

... ... Where's that pin that makes me blind?

[seppukuyourself]

Unknown. Perhaps you should not carry such worthless weapons.

[crazy_about_it]

That's not the weapon, that's just the side effect. Seems like the side effect would be more useful right now.

[seppukuyourself]

Blind yourself if it is that important.

[crazy_about_it]

I would, but it wouldn't wear off for an hour.

... Okay, I have to ask. Are you trying to make the monsters laugh themselves to death?

[seppukuyourself]

I have yet to see any monsters.

[crazy_about_it]

I guess it's working then.

[seppukuyourself]

Working for someone who wishes to lose, perhaps. I wish to win.

[crazy_about_it]

Win what?

[nadsofsteel]

Oh, there's such a convenient thing? Ahahaha!

Can I cry now?

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, if you don't mind lots of spiderwebs.

... Sure, go ahead, if you think it'll help.

[nadsofsteel]

I don't like spiders much! They're just too creepy, ahahaha!

Crying always helps. It soothes a man's soul, you know. To have a good cry now and then! It really does!

[crazy_about_it]

Whatever you say. I'm not big on crying.

... Except for that pin that made me cry, but that wasn't my fault.