sixth entry: "He pulled a Luke, to summarize."

[fontechfag]

*EXPLOSION*

Hahahaha... That's not how an engine is supposed to turn off...!!

...

... OKAY. Attention everybody! If you hear this, go to the deck right now! The boat is sinking or it's going to be! Tell everyone you can and get to somewhere safe as fast as possible! This is not a drill!! I repeat, the boat is sinking and you need to get to

Comments

[gonnabeanhero]

AHHHHHHHHHH GUY WHAT DID YOU DO

[fontechfag]

It was an accident!!

[gonnabeanhero]

Accidentally BLEW UP THE SHIP?

[fontechfag]

N-No! Just the engine! -- Look, shut up and start running!!

[1000_morelike4]

Sounds like a big issue!

[fontechfag]

Maybe a little bigger than that--!

[1000_morelike4]

Guess I'd best offer people quick trips back to shore!

[fontechfag]

-- Yes! Do that!

[mystearious]

Guy--?!

[fontechfag]

-- Tear!!

[mystearious]

If that was really the engine, then...

I'll ask questions later. Let's get to a life boat!

[fontechfag]

Right!

[fasterthana]

That... that wasn't a good sound!

[hopetohumanity]

Really? I thought it was a good sound.

[fasterthana]

Quit joking around faker! That's never a good sound!

[hopetohumanity]

Obviously!

[littleguardian]

Guyyyy, save me! *leaping into your arms!*

[fontechfag]

AAAAAAAAAAH! *tossing her up into the air \o/*

[littleguardian]

KYAAAAH!! *falling and landing on her rear, guy you bastard :<*

[fontechfag]

... S-Sorry.