#35. Let There Be Cake

[argyle_genius]

This laptop has access Net Chess, Net Checkers, Net Backgammon, Net Mahjongg, Net Reversi, Net Poker, Net Monopoly... and just about every board game known to humanity...

...except for Net Go. I suppose I should have anticipated as much.

And I am not violent. Or gluttonous. This test is obviously inaccurate.

Ah, er, on another note-- This key is

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[bringingdasushi]

*lol test taking get*

I-I do not understand that test....

[argyle_genius]

...it is rather nonsensical, from what I can tell.

Ah, what is the issue?

[bringingdasushi]

.... Would geishas count as "provocative"....?

[argyle_genius]

...ah, well. I suppose they do... attract attention.

[littleguardian]

Violent? There's no way that's for real! Let me try it.

[argyle_genius]

Ah, Anise-san-- Please. *passing you the laptop :|b*

[littleguardian]

Okay...!

Hmm... Some of these questions are pretty personal, so don't look, okay? ♥

[argyle_genius]

Of course not. I'll turn away.

[lambda_driven]

*oops just being near your laptop has somehow put it onto his--*

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)Very LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel 7 (Violent)ModerateLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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[argyle_genius]

Ah... Sagara-san?

[lambda_driven]

Greetings, Akira. Do you know where this questionnaire came from?

[argyle_genius]

Ah, that--? I stumbled across it while looking for something.

[hey_its_my_go]

*BRB OVER HERE TRYING NOT TO LET YOU SEE HIS RESULTS >:*

......

[argyle_genius]

*THOSE BETTER NOT INVOLVE A BROKEN COMPUTER >:*

*...also, long hair is ttly useful for sneaky glancing :D*

[hey_its_my_go]

*definitely not breaking the computer, just... kinda leaning over in case that helps you not see it :D;;*

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)LowLevel 7 (Violent)LowLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

[argyle_genius]

*pffft you wish*

... *this might have been a muffled snicker*

1/2

[dibsonrainbow]

Looks interesting enough. *aaand trying it out*

[dibsonrainbow]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel 7 (Violent)HighLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Hee hee. And I was just randomly choosing answers too.

[argyle_genius]

... *lol doesn't believe you*

That's quite... impressive.

[dibsonrainbow]

I was trying to see if I could reach Level 9 though. Maybe next time!

And to answer your question, yes, that key is related to that event mentioned in the magazines some time ago.