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This is ridiculous. Hey island, it's son of Sparda, not Santa.
I guess a guy in a red coat does go with the general theme these days. Snow, gifts, and getting stalked by apparently rabid mistletoe. ... Ow, stop hitting me! I'm not gonna start kissing random people, no matter how many times you do that.
Hey, speaking of gifts, has anyone seen Heine around?
Screw this, I'm going to the bar for a drink. Ow! Stupid plant. I'm tempted to shoot you again, even if it doesn't do any good.
((Dante's red coat is now trimmed in white fur, like so, for the holidays.))
I guess a guy in a red coat does go with the general theme these days. Snow, gifts, and getting stalked by apparently rabid mistletoe. ... Ow, stop hitting me! I'm not gonna start kissing random people, no matter how many times you do that.
Hey, speaking of gifts, has anyone seen Heine around?
Screw this, I'm going to the bar for a drink. Ow! Stupid plant. I'm tempted to shoot you again, even if it doesn't do any good.
((Dante's red coat is now trimmed in white fur, like so, for the holidays.))