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[mythobuster]

I've searched everywhere for that idiot, I can't find her. She's always getting lost at all the wrong times!

Is it possible that this is Drosselmeyer's work? To be moved from one story to another--that's stupid. But with him, who really knows? I don't need to stick around here--I already know I can change my story. I can change this one too--if

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[lolitajokehere]

I'm afraid even the "basics" will be more than you bargained for~

[mythobuster]

I'm used to strange things, just tell me.

[lolitajokehere]

You don't waste a second, do you~? Very well.

This is the island, it has no name, and no one knows where it is. The landmass itself is rumored to be sentient, though to be honest, I haven't found any proof of that myself. Ah, what else~? Oh yes, the icing on the cake! There is an indestructible barrier of some kind keeping us all in. No one has been able to break it, and as a result, people have been stuck here for upwards of a couple years.

And those are just the basics.

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[mythobuster]

You don't seriously mean to tell me--no one has left this place?

[lolitajokehere]

Oh, people have left, but I don't think they had a choice in the matter. And if they did, they haven't come back to tell us.

[mythobuster]

--Then I'll just find my way back however they did.

[lolitajokehere]

Good luck, but I wouldn't expect instant results if I were you~~

[mythobuster]

It doesn't matter. I need to find a way back, as fast as I can.

[lolitajokehere]

You're not the only one who feels that way, believe me.

[mythobuster]

I - I left people in danger. That's why I need to leave by any means necessary.

...Though, is there anything else I should know about here? Who brought me here?

[lolitajokehere]

Again, you're not the only one.

Hm~ Well, I suppose the island brought you here. There are also a few... oddities you might want to stay away from.

[mythobuster]

Oddities?

[lolitajokehere]

Cursed springs, alcoholic coconuts, to name a couple.

[mythobuster]

...So this place is more of a joke.

[lolitajokehere]

One large, horribly unfunny joke.