I don't know much 'bout this Mother's Day that I keep hearin' about, but I do know it's got some people wearin' some pretty long faces. I mean, not that ain't normal or anything, bein' stuck here n' all. But some of yeah really outta cheer up.
Tell yeah what, on a day like this, I'll make yeah anything you want. My treat. I've been meanin' to have a cook out and introduce you all to some real food, but that snow we had got in the way. Now with all the fruits n' everything comin' out I can finally have one. I'm hardly the cook Pumbaa is, but I'll give it a try. 'S 'bout time somebody whipped up some of his recipes.
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This looks just about done.
So! Anyone interested in trying some new, exciting, and colourful dishes? The finest and all time jungle favorites. Free of charge n' guaranteed to have you lickin' your lips and beggin' for more.
[ooc: Attempt three at convincing your character to eat bugs... At least it smells good?]