o.67... or o.o1?!

Apr 29, 2008 11:04

[ Private // easily hackable ]

... eh... eh... EH?! W-What am I doing here... again?! fdsag;sldkg What about Brad Pitt?!?!? He still needs to star in my movie! fdagsdg I have to help him memorize his script too gdsa;gsd BRAD PIIIITT fadsgsdg AAAAAAAAAGH MY MOVIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo gdasgsdgshs

He. He he he. Then again, I don't think they'll notice that I'm gone since I think time has stopped! They just thought I fell asleep. He he he, those losers don't know anything at all.

[ end private rofl ]

I'M BAAACK-- I... I MEAN... I HAVE A LETTER FOR ONE (1) HIJIKATA TOUSHIBOY FROM HOLLYWOOOOOOOOD~.

[There are 2 giant letters, as big as those giant winning checks you see on TV in the lottery?! HA HA HA. Or something, rofl]

Dear Caroline,

Hi there *__*! Look! I'm using blue ink! I think your favourite colour is red though since it's the colour of blood... but wait... MAYBE IT'S YELLOW?! I could use a yellow pen too if you want :O! Yellow is the colour of mayonnaise, right? Right?

I wonder how you're doing now, since you're still stuck on the island :O I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MISERABLE OR ANYTHING, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWFUL! I hope you're not being chased by zombies or being eaten by dingoes or always falling into traps >A>!! Don't worry! I'm here for you in spirit! I'll... I'll... buy a lot of mayonnaise and eat noodles with it! JUST FOR YOU CAROLINE!

Anyway, it's really fun back here at home! I have work to do, but it's okay *A*! I'll go back to Japan one of these days and visit the Shinsengumi just for you! I'll tell Kondo-boss that I'll be the new vice captain... unless Okita-boss got that job already. If he has though, that means you can build your own Shinsengumi back at the island 8O!! You can even be the captain! 8D I'll tell Lampy to support you all the way too :3

dafdgfdsag BRAD PITT IS HERE NOW. I... I SHOULD GO. CAROLINE. We're going to shoot a moooooooviiiieeee~! It'll be about a really handsome movie CG director person who got stuck on an Island 8O! DOESN'T IT SOUND GREAT?!

Make sure that you look after Renge, okay?! I'll never forgive you if she gets eaten by a shark or if her manga collection gets stolen >8O!!! Also, if Lampy starts taking over the island, stab him and then hit him on the head with a rock :D

I'll send more letters next time!

OH OH OH before Brad Pitt gets mad at me for not being on the set dsgsadgs;dhl THERE'S A LETTER ATTACHED TO THIS ONE FOR RENGE AND LAMPY. GIVE IT TO THEM!

Signed,
Morita Shinobu

PS: I also sent an Owee game with this letter 8O! It's called "Cooking Mayo" so you better play it or else >:O
PPS: Wish you were here :3~!
PPPPS: If this letter doesn't get to you, tell me so I can punch the mail man! I made sure to mail this to "Hijikata Toushiboy who lives in the Shinsengumi cave at the Island" :D!

[ATTACHMENT lol]

Dear Lampy,

Heeey there! I... don't know if you've noticed, but I'm back at home now 8O! I'M NOT ON THE ISLAND ANYMORE! So you're in charge of the Agency now! He he. I kind of have a will for you, so make sure you read it thoroughly! If you don't follow any of these, I'll kick your butt and haunt you until you die. :3

I'm also using a pink pen since I think the colour suits you well!

Anyway, here's a couple of things you should follow *w*

- promote my bodyguard to your bodyguard
- NEVER LET ANYONE WHO ISN'T PART OF THE AGENCY IN THE OFFICE
- don't let those people who don't have their hands attached to their arms get my secret stash of money okay 8O I placed some in a secret place 8O
- don't tell anyone where my stash is!
- my secret stash is back at my hut :O but you have to answer a few questions to be able to open the volt! you're my employee so you should know these things!
When is my birthday?
What is my favourite colour?
When is my brother's birthday?
What is my favourite flower?
What school did I attend?
What is my ringtone?
Who is my stalker friend?
What's my zip code?
What's the name of my first pet?
How old am I?
What is my mother's maiden name?
How old is Kaoru?
What isfdasjkgsgsdhsd

fadgdsgdg;skhjsgsdg

((OOC: The letter for Lelouch got cut off lol. But yes Morita re-intro! AND HE IS BLOND, AGAIN 8D

ALSO. WHERE HE'S AT :O IT LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE SETTING! There are cameras all around, and spotlights, what have you.

GOD WHY IS THIS SO TL;DR

also doing this now before his paid expires lolol

PS: orz sorry. something... unexpected came up. i'll reply to tags later or tomorrow, when i'm feeling better))
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