agito.035: time to settle this...

[shark_attaaack]

Hey, I've got a really important job for some intelligent people-- A certain other party and I made what seemed like a simple wager at the time... but looks like now we're stuck arguing over differences in wording. To get outta this stalemate we need some unbiased mediators that can hear us both out and decide, then we can settle this once and

Comments

[fireice_midget]

*Sorry, isn't unbiased.*

Heheh, something wrong, Agito? You sound pissed.

[shark_attaaack]

Just trying to sort some shit out is all.

Hiei, question for you: how do you define "a fight"?

[fireice_midget]

Hmm, a fight? I'd say a real fight is when two people are trying to cause some serious damage to each other.

[shark_attaaack]

Makes sense... 'kay, so if you saw some fools wrestling over a football, would that be a fight?

[fireice_midget]

...What's a football? *Lawl, human!sports ignorant, sorry.*

[argyle_genius]

A sport that he wasn't playing at the time, and thus somewhat irrelevant.

[shark_attaaack]

Anyway...

How 'bout over a flag? Like a game where whoever gets the flag first wins? That's really what we were playing... just with something else in place of the flag.

[fireice_midget]

Oh, one of those sport things...

No, that's not a fight.

[argyle_genius]

...It is, however, likely to be a physical confrontation, especially when it involves wrestling.

[shark_attaaack]

So, Hiei-- how do you define "confrontation"? [haha surprise vocabulary quiz!]

[fireice_midget]

*Bah, stupid vocab*

...A physical confrontation is when... . . . Two people fight. It's a vocabulary circle!

[argyle_genius]

......

Allow me to demonstrate. *gonna be attempting to grab Agito in a headlock now :<*

[shark_attaaack]

...?! [is surprised but not too threatened; plus you're taller so is just blinking back for now]

--the fuck are you demonstrating?

[fireice_midget]

*He thinks you both look like idiots now. :3*

Unless your goal is to actually harm the other person, it's not a confrontation.

[argyle_genius]

*orz is obviously bad at this* Well, you're not supposed to just stand there --

And in that case, it most likely was one. At least, based on what I know of his opponent, he would have intended harm.

[shark_attaaack]

[oshit unknowingly thwarted your demo?] What? You want me to hit you?

You only guess that about him 'cause you don't ever play with him. Sometimes he does harm even when he doesn't really mean it, but he's fucking superhuman-- if he ever means harm there's always some damage.