Con 01: Tour, anyone?

[got_griftsense]

Right. Well, everyone here appears to be a lovely set of tourists, roaming about the... er, general area. But roaming is all you're doing, and wouldn't you rather be aware of the intricacies and subtle beauty of wherever the bloody hell I am your current location? There's more to this place than just blindin' lights and... red and green snow

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[silken_blade]

... Oh, yes. The monkeys have lots of history.

[got_griftsense]

Do they?

Er, of course they do. Even though I meant that the trees have lots of monkeys in climbing all around them, but yes, yes--

History, too.

[silken_blade]

...... *just staring at you now*

[got_griftsense]

So. Tour, then?

[silken_blade]

No thanks. I've been here long enough to know my way around.

[got_griftsense]

Do you? You'd be surprised; I know quite a bit about... here that other blokes are completely unaware of.

[silken_blade]

Really.

[got_griftsense]

Really.

[silken_blade]

Pass.

[got_griftsense]

Tough customer, are you? Well, I can respect that.

Only ten quid, then, for a tour. Or dollars. Or... whatever.

[silken_blade]

I'll be fine on my own, thanks.

[got_griftsense]

Now hold on. Before you leave, I have one question--!

[silken_blade]

That being?

[got_griftsense]

Where am I?

[silken_blade]

. . . . . On an island. Before you ask, there IS no way off.

[got_griftsense]

...

...Other than waking up from this dream, right?