What.

[notastrawberry]

...Okay, I know Asano's one of those gullible types that the TV crews eat up on reality shows and broadcasted for the entire city of TOKYO to see, but if he's the one who signed KARA-FREAKING-KURA up for some kind of "TEMPTATION ISLAND!!! ....NOW IN JAPAN! ...WHICH IS AN ISLAND!" installment, he's going to have a little talk with my fist tomorrow

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[post_mortum]

HELLO, I'M DATH, BOY. I AM AFRAID THAT, MY OTHER TALENTS ASIDE, I CANNOT FUNCTION AS A GPS.

[notastrawberry]

Oh what the hell.

...Anybody ever tell you that you kind of have a weight problem.

[post_mortum]

NO, BECAUSE MOST OF THE PEOPLE I TALK TO ARE MORE FOCUSED ON OTHER THINGS.

[notastrawberry]

You don't feel like a shinigami. DEFINITELY not a vaizard or an Arrancar, either.

[post_mortum]

THAT IS BECAUSE I AM NONE OF THOSE. BOY, USE YOUR HEAD.

[notastrawberry]

Death?

NOT TO STEP ON YOUR TURF OR WHATEVER, but I definitely DO NOT REMEMBER getting briefed about you.

[post_mortum]

OH GOOD! NOW WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.

AND WHY WOULD YOU BE BRIEFED ABOUT ME, MR. KUROSAKI?

[notastrawberry]

Call it a part-time-full-time job.

[post_mortum]

I'M AFRAID THOSE CANCEL OUT TO NO JOB AT ALL. BUT I DIGRESS. WHY BE BRIEFED ON SOMEONE WHOSE JOB EVERYONE ALREADY IS WELL AWARE OF?

[notastrawberry]

Look, it's a LONG story. Consider it kind of part of my line of work.

KUROSAKI ICHIGO. SHINIGAMI REPORTING.

[post_mortum]

...I HAVE MINIONS NOW? OH DEAR, AND I ALREADY HAVE TWO AUTHORIZED REPLACEMENTS. HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK? (AND ALBERT HATES COMPETITION...HMM...)

[notastrawberry]

HEY WHAT. I never said I was your minion. I DON'T DO ANYBODY'S DIRTY WORK, GET IT RIGHT.

[post_mortum]

WELL THEN WHAT'S WITH THE "SHINIGAMI REPORTING"?

[notastrawberry]

A FIGURE OF SPEECH. *APODUFDFO*

Do you have to take everything THAT literally!?

[post_mortum]

...I DIDN'T SEE A METAPHOR IN THERE, NOR A SIMILE.

DO EXCUSE MY IGNORANCE OF HUMAN EUPHEMISMS. IT'S A LEARNING PROCESS, YOU KNOW?

[notastrawberry]

...Are you like, fired from Soul Society or something, then.