32 - What. The. Hell.

[selfish_loafer]

What is this place? I was in my room, and now I--

Weller! Brother! What is the meaning of this? This hardly seems like it could be any place in Shin Makoku but yet I don't remember feeling seasick so it must be...

I demand to know where I am and what kind of place this is. Humans and other such rot can stay away.

[U-uhm, age-old story of monkeys

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[houtou_prince]

... Wolfram, are you okay?

[selfish_loafer]

Oh, another one of you. Would you care not to address me on such insulting terms? It offends me.

[houtou_prince]

... Oh? And what form of address should I use?

[selfish_loafer]

I am His Excellency sir Wolfram von Bielefeld, second crowned prince of Shin Makoku. Something of more respect would be preferable.

[houtou_prince]

*orly?*

Nice to meet you, Sir Wolfram. I'm Prince Kougaiji, heir to the throne of the youkai king Gyumaoh.

And both our titles mean exactly nothing here, as you should already know, so you might as well drop the high-and-mighty routine.

[selfish_loafer]

You speak of a place I have never even heard of.

[houtou_prince]

And I've never heard of Shin Makoku, so I guess we're even.

[selfish_loafer]

It is the second largest country on the planet. How could you not have?

[houtou_prince]

Because I'm not from your world. ... Or you're not from mine, whichever way you want to look at it. And this island doesn't seem to be in either of them.

[selfish_loafer]

--You think I am going to believe someone telling me that I am on another planet.

[houtou_prince]

Not really. I'm just wondering what caused you to lose your memories.

[selfish_loafer]

I have forgotten nothing.

[houtou_prince]

How would you know?

What's the last thing you do remember?

[selfish_loafer]

I was in my room, reading.

[houtou_prince]

Well, I'm sorry, but you've been abducted to an island with no name and no known location. And before you ask, no, I don't know who abducted you. It happened to all of us here.

[selfish_loafer]

--That is impossible.