32 - What. The. Hell.

[selfish_loafer]

What is this place? I was in my room, and now I--

Weller! Brother! What is the meaning of this? This hardly seems like it could be any place in Shin Makoku but yet I don't remember feeling seasick so it must be...

I demand to know where I am and what kind of place this is. Humans and other such rot can stay away.

[U-uhm, age-old story of monkeys

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[swordwithasmile]

...Wolfram?

You don't remember the island?

[selfish_loafer]

Who are you?

[SEPHY APPROVES OF WOLFRAM HAVING HIS MAJYUTSU. /o/]

[swordwithasmile]

....

Okita Souji. It's a pleasure to meet you. ♥

[...Awesome.]

[selfish_loafer]

The pleasure will remain only yours. You are a fool if you think I would ever voluntarily associate with a cursed Soukoku.

[swordwithasmile]

Soukoku?

*looking cross-eyed at my bangs* I suppose you're right, but everyone at home has black hair and eyes - or most people, anyway...

[selfish_loafer]

--And I suppose the others come from the same place as you?

[swordwithasmile]

There are quite a few people here from Japan. I'm sure people have mentioned Shibuya Yuuri-san to you~ he's Japanese as well.

[selfish_loafer]

*!*

You know that imposter?! The fool-- I should have killed him when I had the chance.

[swordwithasmile]

...Imposter? What?

[selfish_loafer]

Claiming to be the Maou is worthy of death, of course, also disregarding the fact that he had the idiocy to say we were engaged as well. Do you not know of this, Soukoku?

[swordwithasmile]

From everything I've heard, he is the Maou and you are engaged... at some point in the future.

How old are you right now?

And my name is Souji.

[selfish_loafer]

I will address you as I please, though it may sound like "Liar" would perhaps fit you better.

I turned eighty last February.

[swordwithasmile]

And how would you please to be addressed, Wolfram~?

Then Shibuya-san and Weller-san are from two years in your future.

[selfish_loafer]

I am His Excellency sir Wolfram von Bielefeld, second crowned prince of Shin Makoku. "Your Excellency" is preferable.

That is impossible. I just saw Weller before going to my room.

[swordwithasmile]

Your Excellency, then. Goodness, that sounds strange--

This island takes people from all different worlds and times. If Weller came here two years later, that wouldn't have taken him away from the castle until long after you went to your room. ♥

[selfish_loafer]

And I am supposed to believe this irrational statement?