Claude Bernard once said "We can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown."

[specialagentsxy]

Someone want to explain to me how the hell I ended up on a beach of all places? A phone might also be good. I've got like a million of these stupid things and not one of them works.

....

Are those ducks?

((Ro here with her newest muse: Special Agent Derek Morgan from Criminal Minds. He's a profiler for the FBI, and has his gun and badge on him,

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[swordwithasmile]

Ah, you must be new! It's raining ducks today~ aren't they cute?

[specialagentsxy]

Just arrived. That's gotta be hard on the ducks, though.

[swordwithasmile]

Ahahaha, then welcome to the Island!

I'm sure it's a little hard on the ducks, but not as hard on them as it is to be caught and eaten by island residents afterwards ♥

[specialagentsxy]

What? This place doesn't have a name?

...Food is food, I guess.

[swordwithasmile]

Island, Island-san, I hear that it's quite fond of Island-chan --

Ahahaha, yes, it's nice to have something like this when we've all been living on fish, dingo and monkey meat for months. Though I do try to avoid eating the monkeys! Any animal that can operate a cannon is a little too human to kill for food.

[specialagentsxy]

...I meant more like an actual name, and not a nickname.

I can see how that might get a little monotonous.

[swordwithasmile]

Luckily, the fruit is more than enough to liven up a diet.

You'll want to avoid the berries, by the way. They have unfortunate effects.

[specialagentsxy]

...Like what?

1/2

[swordwithasmile]

Like sending you into mad and murderous rampages despite your better instincts.

[swordwithasmile]

Watch what you eat here! It can be dangerous~

[specialagentsxy]

*...wtf was that* I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

[swordwithasmile]

*that was me messing with you because it's funny ♥*

Have you gotten any of the other warnings?