Claude Bernard once said "We can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown."

[specialagentsxy]

Someone want to explain to me how the hell I ended up on a beach of all places? A phone might also be good. I've got like a million of these stupid things and not one of them works.

....

Are those ducks?

((Ro here with her newest muse: Special Agent Derek Morgan from Criminal Minds. He's a profiler for the FBI, and has his gun and badge on him,

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[analyzing_chaos]

You've got a bunch of communication devices there! Do any of them still work here on the island?

[specialagentsxy]

No I-- *what the hell are you*

[analyzing_chaos]

*flying up to eye level~* ...You what? Have you tried contacting anyone yet?

[specialagentsxy]

*t-taking a step back* You're a talking, flying... fox... thing.

[analyzing_chaos]

...And you're a guy who's apparently new here, huh? My name's Tails! I'm a fox that specializes in gadgets and mechanical technology!

[specialagentsxy]

Uh-huh. *just kind of staring at you all "What kind of Saturday morning cartoon have I walked into"*

[analyzing_chaos]

*and very Saturday Morning Cartoon-like, sidesteps a falling duck, with a sigh*

That probably means your devices don't work here. Too bad, but of all the technology that people bring to this island, the communication devices are the least likely to work...

[specialagentsxy]

*eyebrow* Uh. Nope. Tried them all, and nothing. Sorry.

[analyzing_chaos]

Welcome to the island anyway! If you need anything, let me know and I'll try to help.

[specialagentsxy]

...Will do. *s-still trying to get over how weird this is*