Hahahaaaa--!! Holy shit, man!! This has to be the fucking ugliest thing I have *EVER* seen~! Ahahahaaaa, shit--Tyki! Tyki--come look at this! These things fucking *FOLLOW* you, in your shadow! Like some sort of mutated, eight-legged dog with freaky-ass fangs or whatever. I found, like, twenty of these things hiding out in this dry cave near the beach--
Isn't this thing fucking AWESOME???