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[heads4fortunes]

It's that time again~

Pram's Fortune Telling Service is now open for business again~!

Come by for a simple fortune, all for only one decapitated head~! ... is what I would normally charge, but people here have an adversion for decapitating Yet there are still people killing other people, what hypocrits. So consider this a free service! Just

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[flonnethefallen]

You mean it wasn't before?

[heads4fortunes]

Last time, I asked for a decapitated head.

[flonnethefallen]

... I don't think those are easy to come by.

[heads4fortunes]

Sure it is~ Just take some poor, random loser and chop his head off!

[surpraizgod]

You can predict the future!?

[heads4fortunes]

I can~ It's my life's duty~

[surpraizgod]

Awesome! That's totally cool; you'll have to predict mine now!

[heads4fortunes]

Alright~ Choose whatever subject you want, life, success, events, anything at all~

[swordwithasmile]

I can't imagine what anyone would have against decapitation, if they're going to kill someone in any case!

Perhaps separating head and body would slow down one's enemy's resurrection. ♥

[heads4fortunes]

That's what I'm thinking, but a lot of people did not seem to have that idea in mind last time I offered my services~

[swordwithasmile]

What do you plan to do with the heads once you recieve them?

[heads4fortunes]

I build a collection~

[heads4fortunes]

*oh hell no*

Asking for nothing at all? Good job, way to listen.

[heads4fortunes]

My usual price is easy to obtain, just pick off a random person and clean cut the head. Geez, you people haven't read up on your history. A Guillotine, do you know it?

[pas_de_ducks]

Can you tell mine, please? :D

[heads4fortunes]

Choose which facet of your life you wish to have predicted.

[pas_de_ducks]

I, um.

Well--

...how about um... you know... socially?

[heads4fortunes]

Socially, hmm?

You'll be a social outcast for one month and five days before coming up with a breakout dance of the island. You'll be the next DDR Queen.